Sunday, January 29, 2017

Episode 10: A Look At: MTV's The Challenge: Invasion: Female Cast


Last Time, I talked about the popular MTV show, "The Real World", well in February 7th, it's spinoff show "The Challenge" will premiere it's new season.

"The Challenge" is a show that started in 1998 as a competition show with people from "The Real World" and it cancelled show "Road Rules" competing against each other. It was once known as "The Real World/Road Rules Challenge" until they started letting complete young strangers join in with their "Fresh Meat" seasons without having to be part of the two shows I mentioned. And just recently, it added people from a different show called "Are You the One?" and no one know why. This became one of my top 3 favourite reality tv shows of all time as I enjoy the competiveness, the drama for the most part can be entertaining, and it shows that hard work can work out in the end *for the most part*.

Now we have the 29th season of the show coming soon, We had formats from "Battle of the Seasons", "Rivals", "Battle of the Exes", and "Battle of the Sexes", just to name a few. Some of them ended up having sequels. Now we have a brand new format called "Invasion" or "Invasion of the Champions" This is a Every-Player-For-Themselves format with a group of people that have never won a season competing to become a champion, but eventually a group of past winners comes in later on, to make sure they earn their first win if they get it.


I am here to talked about the cast as this is my first time talking about the show. I will start with the female cast because....ladies first. I'll talk about the guys next week.

So let's begin the look at the ladies of the season by looking at "The Underdogs" starting with...

Amanda Garcia: From "Are You the One? Season 3"

(Debut Challenge Season: Rivals 3) (# of  prior Challenges: 1)



Now, I had mixed feeling on Amanda when seeing her on "Are you the One?" She was great to look at *I'm a guy, sue me* but she tough to like especially when she harassed someone until he pushed her onto a bed, and be framed as the innocent one. So I wasn't looking forward to seeing her again when she appeared in "Rivals 3" and, yeah she was still looking for some drama, but she proved to be a decent competitor and had some kind of a brain. Now she gets a second chance on the show, and I'm curious what is gonna happen. She is gonna be great or a disaster.


Anika Rashaun: From "The Real World: Bad Blood"

(First-Time Rookie)



I felt like I just talked about Anika and her season yesterday even though it was last week. All I had to say about her was they she was nice.....and that's it. There wasn't much to her. So, I was surprised that she was asked to be on "The Challenge" and got accepted into the final cast. Nothing about her screams "Challenge Competitor" to me. Personally, I would have picked Jenn, Jordan, and even Tyara before Anika as I believed they would have had a chance on this show, I don't expect Anika to last long on this show. And, that's unfortunate as she is in fact , a nice lady.


Ashley Mitchell: From "The Real World: Ex-Plosion"

(Debut Challenge Season: Rivals 3) (# of Prior Challenges: 1)


Here's a funny story, she only lasted about three episodes on her original season, so I didn't even think she would be asked to be on "The Challenge". But then I hear that she would be on "Rivals 3" and...I was not expecting her to be a good competitor. On "The Real World", she was known for getting drunk and getting in fights...that's it. Now she's on her second season, after having a strong rookie season, despite not winning. And now, I'm interested to see how she will do on her own. I think she has a shot, if she lasts long enough.

Jenna Compono: From "The Real World: Explosion"

(Debut Challenge Season: Battle of the Exes 2) (# of Prior Challenges: 3)


Am I the only one that has been rooting for Jenna since the beginning? I say that as at the beginning of Exes 2, people didn't take her seriously as she was portrayed as the dumb blond that you would see in movies, and nothing changed once she made the finals with partner Jay, and they quit as Jay couldn't drink fish. But then she returned in 'Battle of the Bloodlines" and got 3 elimination wins and made the finals again. She placed third again, but she proved some people wrong, though not everyone. Then she reached 2nd place in "Rivals 3" and people are calling her a beast. Now is her chance to show that, though she will have obstacles as she will be on her own, and she will be competing in the same season as an ex who I'll talk about next week. But she made the finals every time she competed so far, so let's see what happens.

Kailah Casillas from "The Real World: Go Big or Go Home"

(First-Time Rookie)



*Sigh*, I should have expected someone from the turd of a season that was "Go Big or Go Home", would be on here at some point, I'm just shocked that one person that made it was Kailah that is in it. Again, just like Anika, nothing about her screams "Challenge Competitor" to me. I know as, in one of the tasks in her original season, was hiking up a massive mountain in the middle of no where, and she almost passed out of exhaustion, so I don't know how she will succeed in a show that has stuff that is harder then that. Plus I never found her that likable in her season, while there was worse people from that season, it didn't mean I found her tolerable, ugh.

LaToya Jackson From "The Real World: St Thomas"

(Debut Challenge Season: Free Agents) (# of Prior Challenges: 1)


Fun fact: St Thomas was the first season of "The Real World" that I ever saw. And it got me hooked as I really enjoyed the location and cast. So I was excited when after a couple seasons, we are getting people from that season on the show again. We have two people from it, the first is LaToya. And while she was "ok" in her original season, she proved that she can be a competitor on "Free Agents" and she won a elimination against a tough veteran player. Now, I wonder how she will do this time now that she isn't a first timer anymore. We'll see.

Marie Roda From "The Real World: St Thomas"

(Debut Challenge Season: Battle of the Seasons 2012) (# of Prior Challenges: 1)


Now we get the second one from "St Thomas" and she was my favourite one from that season. A funny person that has a big heart, but isn't afraid to fight with people when pushed too far. After "Battle of the Seasons", I thought we would get more of her, and I'm sad that it didn't happen as she showed serious potential in her rookie season. But now, several seasons later, she finally returns and ready to show what she can do, and I'm rooting for her all the way.

Nicole Zantanna From "The Real World: Skeletons"

(First-Time Rookie)



Of all the rookies this season, I would think Nicole is the one to do the best. She is made for the show. She is tough, extremely fit, and not afraid to back down. When I saw her on her original season, my reaction wasn't that she would be fun on "The Real World", it was that she would be a Badass on "The Challenge" and It was a matter of time until she finally appears. Though be careful, as she can and will, steal your girlfriends.

Sylvia Elsrode From "The Real World: Skeletons"

(First-Time Rookie)


Now we have the last female underdog, and....again, I'm mixed with Sylvia. I wasn't too much of a fan of Sylvia on her original season, she seemed nice and had good moments, but can be too tough to deal with at times. Once I think of Sylvia, I think of the time she went behind someone and pulled her down behind her by the throat to protect her best friend, even tough the best friend was the one in the wrong and doesn't even apologize for it. Now we see what she can do on this show, and while I think she was be around for a while, I'm not sure if she can win it. Just Saying.

Now let's talk about the Four Champions that will invade The Underdogs Starting with..


Ashley Kelsey From "The Real World: Back to San Diego"

(Debut Challenge Season: Battle of the Seasons 2012) (# of Prior Challenges: 1) (Wins:1)





So, I'm not the only one shocked that she is here, right? After her win in her rookie season, I thought I would never see her again as she seemed like a "Won and Done" Player. She wasn't that interesting and not a lot of moments happened around her. But, now here she is several seasons later, and now that it is a solo season, I don't see her lasting long. She's not that great of a competitor and got lucky with strong teammates last time she played. Maybe she'll prove me wrong, but I'm not expecting much.


Camila Nakagawa From: Spring Break Challenge

(Debut Challenge Season: Cutthroat) (# of Prior Challenges: 8) (Wins: 1)


Oh boy, this is a tough player. We have someone that started from a one time show called "Spring Break Challenge" and she was the best known. And Camilla was the only one from that special to crossover to "The Challenge" and became a well known competitor for her drunken meltdowns and was given the nickname "The Camilanator". She was a lot of fun to watch and she even got a win on "Battle of the Exes". Now here she is hoping to get a 2nd win. She has a good chance as she is on her own so, she won't be dragged down by a partner as it happened to her the last two seasons. But there will be competiton for her. For example...

Cara Maria Sorbello From: Fresh Meat 2

(Debut Challenge Season: Fresh Meat 2) (# of Prior Challenges: 8) (Wins:1)


Cara Maria. Loved by some, hated by many. It's a interesting storyline as she started off as a awkward strange person that would get bullied by many people on the show. But as time went by, she became stronger and is now know as the one with the most elimination wins by a female in challenge history. Recently, she got her win in "Bloodlines" and then went through a rough break-up with longtime boyfriend and challenge vet Abhram who is someone you don't want to mess with. Now she is here and on her own more ready then ever, though there will be obstacles as there is people that has beaten her before and had up and down moments that can break her. Not to mention there is someone that is said to be stronger then Cara and can destroy her in a elimination. With that herrrreeessss...

Laurel Stucky From: Fresh Meat 2

(Debut Challenge Season: Fresh Meat 2) (# of Prior Challenges: 4) (Wins: 1)


One of the most feared competitors in Challenge History. In only Four seasons, Laurel has shown to be a challenge beast and an even bigger beast at elimination and only made finals each time she played, with getting three second places and a win on "Free Agents". But with that, she ended up getting more enemies, then friends with her competiveness. But she was always fun to watch *For the most part* Now, the big question is, how will she do with several people she never played with, has Cara Maria in a up and down friendship, and if there is anything that will stop her this season. We'll see.


That was the female cast. This should be interesting. Next Week I'll talk about the guys of the season as we head close to the premiere date. I'll see you in the next episode.


Who I think will have the best chance: Laurel, Nicole

Who I think will not succeed: Anika, Ashley K

Favourites: Ashley M, Marie

Least Favourite: Kailah

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Episode 9: Reality TV Time: The Real World Seattle: Bad Blood




Before I start with this episode, theres something to address. I did say that I was gonna do a best Non-Hit songs of 2016, but I lost a good amount of time as a lot of things in my life was around that I had to deal with. But heres a list of songs that weren't big hits in 2016 that I would highly recommend

- "Confident" By: Demi Lovato
- "Peter Pan" By: Kelsey Ballerini
- "Drunk on your Love" By: Brett Eldridge
- "False Alarm" By: The Weeknd
- "Write on Me" By: Fifth Harmony
- "Wild Things" By: Alessia Cara
- "Million Reasons" By: Lady Gaga
- "Lush Life" By: Zara Larsson
and "You don't Own Me" By: Grace Ft. G-Eazy


Now onto the review.


Now this is a show I wanted to talk about once the season ended. For those of you who don't know, The Real World is a MTV show that starts a group of strangers that get together for a few months somewhere around the world and as the show quotes "Stops being polite and start getting real". They have been to places in the US like Los Angles, New York, Miami, San Diego *Twice* and Las Vegas *3 Times*. They have also to places outside of US like Paris, London, and Sydney. This show has been around since 1992 and just ended it's Thirty Second Season a few weeks ago and it's spin off "The Challenge" is premiering it's new season in a few weeks. But i'll talk more about that show in a couple of days.

Before this season of The Real World began I didn't know if I wanted to see it to begin with as the previous season "Go Big Or Go Home" was *In my Opinion* a disaster of a season. It tried to be like a former MTV Show "Road Rules" where it has people do multiple tasks and if they didn't, they would go home, and it work out very well as the tasks were not interesting. And that season failed hard due to it's unlikable cast. But i'll discuss more on that trainwrek another time.

So I gave the show another chance with "Bad Blood" and.........well, it's better then "Go Big or Go Home" that's for sure. But I wouldn't call it a great season either. There were more people I liked then I didn't and it had some fun moments but part of me wished they did more with the potential they had. What do I mean by it? Let's dive in with....

The Format

One MTV's has done recently is to give the show one specific twist each season. In "Ex-Plosion" it had the cast live with their Exes, In "Skeletons" it had them dealing with people they had unfinished business with for only a few days, and then there was a Road Rules Rip-Off in "Go Big or Go Home".

In "Bad Blood", we have 7 strangers living with 7 others that they gotten along with before but then drifted apart for multiple reasons. We have pairs that were couples but ended badly (Anika/Will) (Robbie/Jenn), Former Roommates (Mike/Peter), Former BFFs (Jordan/Orlana), Sister Drama (Katrina/Anna), Cousins (Theo/Kassisus) and even a High School Cyberbully (Tyara/Kim) and they had to live with each other for a few months in Seattle.


The Cast of the Season

The cast of 14 is for the most part, passable. Though there were some problems. We don't know much about Will or Kim as the show didn't show much of them. Most I know is that Will is one of the 2 people here with a kid and Kim once said bad things about Tyara and thought her british accent was fake. And that's it, nothing else. Don't know much about backstory, or what they learned here or what their plans were. I'm not asking for much, but I would like to see something and I feel like I got nothing from these two.

But then again, I guess it was better to not know much about then know who they are and not like them at all. Mike who I knew from a different MTV show called "Are You the One?" was someone that instigated drama for the first half and then left after feeling like he will be seen as the bad guy after accidently saying something racist to his "Love Interest" Jordan. I just didn't find much to like about him, but he was nothing against his former roommate Peter. Who started fine but I ended up disliking as the season went on. At first, he started a romance with Anna. Which ended quickly because of Anna's sister Katrina wanting more attention and Peter was not happy and quickly went to Jenn. What Peter says to Anna throughout the season did not make things better. At first, I liked seeing Peter and Jenn as a couple, but then he becomes so controlling, always getting angry at Jenn for little reasons and takes it out on the wall and fridge. Then he started instigating drama between Jenn and Anna for other reasons that you should check the season to know on. I hear that Peter and Jenn are doing fine now and are living together so I guess time will tell to see what happens.

But there were still some people in the cast I did like.

One is Theo from the cousins pair. We start out hearing that he is someone that was on his way to becoming a NFL star until a incident happen involving marijuana that was found in his dorm that he was sharing with Kassius which cost him for the rest of his life. He blamed Kass for the incident and they went their own ways since then. Now Theo has to lives with Kass and wants to makes things right between him and his cousin but things keep getting in the way along with memories from the past and with how the season goes you feel sorry for him. Theo is a guy with a big heart and wants to make things right and loves his cousin but slowly realises that it may not be possible.

I do like Jenn a lot as well. She is a kind soul that has insecurities because of the last relationship she was with that involved some verbal abuse. And again, I was rooting for her and Peter at first until he went insane. Once Peter got evicted after multiple warnings from the producers to cool his temper and he demanded that Jenn joins her, she says No and wants to finish the once in a life time experience. It was cool to see her stand up for herself and show that she can be her own person. She is a kind soul who does her own limits and can get angry when pushed too far.

Jordan is wild one that gets drunk. But to be fair, she also has a good heart and gives fun moments once in a while. And seeing her fix her friendship with Orlana throughout the season is one of the highlights. We get to know their backstory including Jordan not taking Orlana being suicidal seriously, and Jordan saying that she didn't know how to react was sad for her and then we slowly see them become close again and accepting who they are, really was nice to watch.

Some of the other members can be hit or miss. Robbie is a funny guy but can sometimes freak out over nothing. Katrina and Anna can be either fun to watch, or tough to deal with, shame their story never concluded. Kassius *Once you take the cousins drama out* is not that interesting, he says he is only this for his son, and then there was some one-sided romance with Orlana that didn't really go anywhere. All I got from Anika is that she is....nice. That's all I got for her. Orlana though bland at times, does show once in a while to be a cool person and it was nice to see her mature from her past and accept herself because she is not a bad person. Tyara is kinda all over the place and can be entertaining or annoying at times. Though I did enjoy the fun moments she had with Theo.

Controversy

After the season finale ended, there was an uproar on the internet involving Peter and Jenn's relationship and how it was shown in the show. People did not like that after seeing two episodes of Peter controlling Jenn on who she talks too and how she dances, verbally attacks her for it, get angry about her helping Jordan who was throwing up at the toilet, she was that drunk and then threw a tantrum about her not leaving the show with him and threatened to end the relationship over it, and see that they were not only still together a few months after the show, but were living together as well. During that Jenn keeps defending Peter saying that things were good and that fans are only complaing on that they on a hour long episode that filmed a while ago and don't know what is happening now.

What do I think? Honestly it's none of my business. If Jenn is still with Peter after all that's happened a few months ago, then she must see something in him that we don't and we shouldn't judge and let them live their lives. Until we see them in a news in a Chris brown and Rihanna way, then we should not interfere and instead let them live their lives.


Conclusion

Even taking "Go Big or Go Home" out of the equation, how does the season work on it's own. Maybe because I started watching the show at "St. Thomas" but I do overall enjoy the season. There are problems, some big problems but there was enough things in it to make the season worth watching.

Ranking: 7/10

Sadly because of last season, the ratings were horrible but did get a little better as it went on. Hopefully it wasn't enough to cancel the show that has been around for so long because this season was quite enjoyable with some people I am hoping appears in "The Challenge" at some point.

Favourites: Theo, Jenn, Jordan

Least Favourites: Peter, Mike


In the upcoming weeks, I'm gonna talk about the cast of the new season on "The Challenge" as move closer to the premiere in early February. I can say that two people in this cast will be in it. Who will they be? I'll say later.

Until then, I'll see you guys in the next episode. Thanks for listening.


Thursday, January 12, 2017

Episode 8: The Top 10 Worst Hit Songs of 2016.

So I'm ready to get this back on track. Time to settle this once and for all. Time to talk about the worst of 2016 for music. While there was some gems in 2016, the bad songs were unbearable. I thought I would lose sanity by the time we got to the summer. And they got popular. So lets beat them down so that we don't ever have to talk about them again.

Reminder of the rules. They had to have debuted on the year end list of 2016 or made the top 20 on the hot 100 at some point in the billboard year (December 2015-November 2016).


Let me just say, it's only my opinion. If you like them, good for you. This is just me talking about songs I did not like at all.


But first, Some Honorable Mentions


"Sit Still, Look Pretty" by: Daya



People like to say that "Hideaway" was the worst of the hits Daya had. While it wasn't good, at least to production was decent enough. "Sit Still, Look Pretty" didn't even have that. The beat was a bit of a mess, and the lyrics sure didn't help. It's condescending, it obnoxious, and just...bad.


"Back to Sleep" by: Chris Brown



His one hit this year, maybe people are getting sick of him now. Who knows? But after hearing this where he is gonna bang her so hard that she will be unconscious while making It sound like a possible murder, maybe people should be sick of him.

"Lost Boy" by: Ruth B



Major snore. Honestly, there isn't much to say about this one, just listen to Kelsey Ballerini's "Peter Pan". It's a better version.


"Cut It" by: OT Genasis ft. Young Dolph



The guy that made the vine hit "Coco" got a 2nd hit. HOW?


"Love Yourself" by: Justin Bieber




So this is the top song of 2016. At this point, I'm not surprised by the lameness of music making top spot with the year being lame itself.


Now, to the true winners of this list.


Number 10:


"Just Like Fire" by: Pink



To be quite honest, I'm not that much of a pink fan. I don't hate her but she never got my attention. There was some songs I do like from her but then we get songs like this. I have no problem with her selling out. Sometimes, artist get better after selling out (Nelly Furtado and Taylor Swift are examples) but this comeback Pink song is just pathetic. It is really a song you could give to any other artist and nothing would change. This is another stereotypical power anthem with none of the massive energy. And the rap breakdown in the end is just sad to watch. If I wanted to hear a power anthem, I would listen to BeyoncĂ©, Adele, Kelly Clarkson, and even Demi Lovato first. Even Pink has done it better then this. That's the real disappointment.


Number 9:

"Don't Wanna Know" by: Maroon 5 ft. Kendrick Lamar.




This was my first solo song review. I wasn't a fan of it then, and it only got worse since then. The perfect word to describe this song is Lazy. The producers, the writers, and the acts did not care about what they were doing in this song. What's worse is that Kendrick Lamar is on this with his worst performance to date. He is one the best rappers working right now, and he is here with little presence and terrible writing. I don't know what else to say here, it's just s**t. NEXT

Number 8:

"We Don't Talk Anymore" by: Charlie Puth ft. Selena Gomez.


I don't hate "One Call Away". It's stupid but harmless despite the Superman line. This song I always considered worse from the start. We have Puth and Gomez talking about they broke up and they complain that they don't talk like they use to. You know, what usually happens when couples break up? They complain even though they say they moved on and started dating others, and yet we have Charlie Puth's whiny attitude. We didn't get rid of Sam Smith so that you can act like him dude. I think back of the time when Charlie had potential after "See you Again", now it's sad to see it get destroyed like this.


Number 7:

"Wicked" by: Future


Or is it wiggle? Wheeho? Wayho? Who knows with the way future is saying it. Remember DJ Mustard, and Mike-Will-Made-It? Now we have Metro Boom as a recurring popular Producer. and he is more boring then the other two I mentioned. All this song feels is nothing. I don't think anyone put any effort into this at all. And on top of it, we have Future drowning in auto-tune. Which doesn't help him, at all. Give Desiigner some credit, at least there is some kind of passion in his music.


Number 6:

"Pop Style" by: Drake ft. Kanye West and 2 lines from Jay-Z


Speaking of people that gives up trying, we have Drake. Who sounds like a complete robot on this. More so than usual. It's not "Fake Love" bad, but it's still frustrating. The production is meh, Kanye's verse is forgettable, and they completly wasted Jay-Z. You get the best rapper of the three, and you only give him two lines. Seriously Drake? Are you that afraid that he is gonna overthrow you here, *which is might have* that you get to barely contribute here? F**k off dude.


Number 5:

"No" by: Meghan Trainor.



................................................What am I supposed to say about this song? Seriously, what is there to say that other people hasn't to say why this song is s**t?

- It's a bad throwback to the late 90's and early 2000's
- Meghan Trainor
- She says no to a guy based on assumptions and not even giving him a chance.
- Meghan Trainor
- This is the stupidest chorus Meghan has done. And that is saying a lot.
- The beat is a rip-off of Justin Timberlake's "Summer Love"
- Meghan F**king Trainor

What is it about her that makes me want to root for her? In this song, she comes off like a spoiled brat who shoots down people for no reason, and spends the breakdown calling herself untouchable. Another example of a good message getting a terrible execution. A "Stand up for yourself" song is fine, but the this whole thing was a complete fail.


Number 4:

"Rise" by: Katy Perry



So, this is the big return of Katy Perry. With this and the whole "Prism" album, maybe she should not be doing inspirational or personal music. It doesn't seem to work for her. It's too bland, too forgettable, the lyrics are nothing special and once again, nothing screams powerful here. It's this high on the list because it is done by Katy Perry of all people. She is someone with big success with massive hit after hit. And the majority of them were really good. To see her washed down to this generic, boring track that anyone could perform is just depressing to me.


Number 3:

"Work from Home" from: Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dollar Sign



Yeah Fifth Harmony is making both of my hit lists. While "All in my Head" is a strong example of them being good, "Work from Home" is them at their worst. The raindrop production is terrible, the guest verse from Ty Dollar Sign is not that strong, the lyrics truly suck. Seriously, why would you want to get your man fired so that you can have sex? Do you like being homeless? Camilla is tough to listen too. And she is all over the song with her screaming in the end. But the worst thing is the hook. Forget that it's a rip-off of "Work" by Rihanna, though that is bad as well. But we have Lauren on it. She is my favourite from Fifth Harmony, she has this amazing voice and she sounds like she didn't gave a s**t on this. Her talent was completely wasted on this and it really hurt this song. and it's only number three.


Number Two:

"Treat you Better" by: Shawn Mendes.




If you saw my first episode of this series, then you would know this would be on this list. I hated this from the first time I heard it. Two things really stands out about this song.

One is the lyrics. Where Shawn trys to convince this girl to leave her boyfriend for him. One major problem is the framing where he trys to steal someone's girlfriend and claims to be the better gentleman. Forget the video where it shows the girl being abused, but in the song, Shawn gives out zero reasons on why she should leave her boyfriend which makes him look like a complete a**hole. And he does this while she claims that wants to stay with her boyfriend.

Problem #2 is Shawn Mendes himself. While his singing wasn't the best, it was better than this. he sounds complete off on this. He makes the word "Crying" sound like "Crime", and then theres the imfamous "Better than he can" line. What the hell was that anyway. It was out of place and without the subtitles, it sounds like something completely else.

Even with all of that, this is only number two. What can be worse?

Number One

Me Too by: Meghan Trainor.




...................................................................................................................Well, there are no words to describe this song. Other than it's the ultimate "F**k You" song of pop music. Because it is basically what it is. A straight up middle finger to the audience. Everything about this song sucks HARD. The production is something even Will-I-Am would laugh at. The vocals are all over the place and doesn't mash up well. And that's the little problems.


Let's talk about the lyrics. Here's something to know about me. I have a tough time dealing with people bragging about how awesome they are. After Drake's 50th version of that song, I got sick of it. There are ways of making it work. The Weeknd found a way with "Starboy". To make it work, you need self-awareness, a smooth swag, a way to convince us to believe what you are saying. Meghan Trainor does none of them. This is a artist who claims to keep waking up feeling like a rockstar, shows vanity calling herself sexy in the mirror, and is demanding respect just for wearing gold and none of it is convincing. Nor do I care. And She gives us no reason to care. Add a random masturbating line and we get a massive ego trip that even Fall Out Boy think it's too much.

But the worst part of this song is Meghan Trainor and her attitude on this song. She is basically rubbing it in our faces that she is this famous and we aren't. The worst thing you can do to the audience who makes you famous to begin with, is to straight insult them. She is saying that if she was us we would rather by her as well. She is even laughing at us as you can hear in the "Breakdown". It is just insufferable.

There has been many Meghan Trainor songs I hated, but this one I hate the most. It is mean, obnoxious, poorly written, poorly performed, and it is completely worthless. Why do we need this song? I don't know why. All I know is that I do not need to hear it again.


So that was the worst list. I would apologize for all this anger but that would mean me taking back what I said and I won't do that.


Time to move on and officially start 2017. I'll see you in the next episode.